1. It means you have to go on horseback safari to Africa, where the sights are nothing much to write home about.
2. You have to ride hours through the vast wilderness just to reach your destination.
3. The landscapes are average at best.
4. Overall the journey is pretty boring.
5. Don’t even get me started on the horses they make you ride.
6. Or the guides they make you go with…
7. Sometimes they don’t even provide you with a restaurant and you have to eat outside.
8. If you’re really unlucky they might not even give you a roof over your head.
9. And every day ends with a mediocre sunset.
I mean it really is a wonder anyone goes at all…. 😉 Don’t say we didn’t warn you!